Venus Fly Trap 9” Squishable

Hey! Watch where you’re chomping, Mini Venus Flytrap, you almost bit me! Oh, that was on purpose? Because to you I look like a giant bug? I mean I am covered in a protective exoskeleton. And I do have wings. And a thorax + abdomen. And I do reproduce by laying eggs on the underside of leaves. Huh. I guess I do kind of seem like a giant bug. Wait, am I a giant bug? I have a lot of thinking to do.